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Dogs Letters To God
By peace | June 11, 2007
The new Terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a feeling my family might blame me ‘cos they think I am jealous of this stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I’m innocent? Does Pets Mart sell lie detectors?
I’ve always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But many of the cats here have names and I don’t. Could you give me a name please? It would be good for my self-esteem.
When my family eats dinner, they always bless their food. But they never bless mine. So I have been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can’t make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again?
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
When my foster mum’s friend comes over to our house, he smells like musk! What’s he been rolling around in?
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Beagle across the street.
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle to the Chrysler Beagle!
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