Archive for June 14th, 2007
Imagine
Thursday, June 14th, 2007John Lennon Imagine
JOHN LENNON IMAGINE
Imagine - John Lennon
Imagine
John Lennon
Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today…
Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace…
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not […]
Funny Cats
Thursday, June 14th, 2007
Dead Cat Test
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?” she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move.” said the child innocently.
“You did What?!?!” the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, […]
