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Funny Cats
By peace | June 14, 2007
Dead Cat Test
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?” she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move.” said the child innocently.
“You did What?!?!” the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘psst’ and he didn’t move!”
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
How To Bathe The Cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet three or four times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, get on top of the tank and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
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Topics: All Posts, Animals, Pets | 12 Comments »
February 24th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
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October 13th, 2008 at 7:53 am
I liked your site stuff about Cats. I have some cat stuff on my personal site as well. The links at the top.
November 7th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
i love the funny cats pics ther well funnny
February 15th, 2009 at 2:24 am
lurvin it! So funny lol x
March 4th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
when my cats get dirty i kill them
March 5th, 2009 at 7:49 am
lol
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
they are great
June 18th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Hello,I thought this is so a funny and weird website. I injoyed having a look at those cat pictures, I couldn’t do it any better.
Frances
June 18th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Always take cats very seriously which means
never one mo imagine they cannot be very funny, but maybe we should not tell them that.
June 20th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
funny that is really funny im going to try the washing the cat thin FLUFFY TIME TO TAKE A BATH
June 20th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
funny that is really funny im going to try the washing the cat thing FLUFFY TIME TO TAKE A BATH
June 20th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Those pictures are so funny and my cat is one year old and six months and she is so cute her name is Roxy. and those pictures are so funny and i cracked up laughing on the floor with my cousin and when my cat gets dirty i just leave it and it stinks outside from cloe and chels