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Funny Cats
By peace | June 14, 2007
Dead Cat Test
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?” she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move.” said the child innocently.
“You did What?!?!” the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘psst’ and he didn’t move!”
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
How To Bathe The Cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet three or four times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, get on top of the tank and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
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